Teacher: Can you read this? You: No...sir. Me: Actually we can't read this. Because Chinese is very difficult to read and write. So I think I... Teacher: It's Steel Dragon 2000! Me: What's that? Teacher: It's the longest roller coaster in the world. You: Seriously? I mean, it's very difficult to read. If you can read, then can you read this? Teacher: Hmm...I don't know. You: It's tropical chainsaw! Me: What's that? You: Ha! He can't read. Do you think you're good at Chinese? Teacher: Get out!!!